I’m pretty sure I’ve Never is a drinking game. I have to admit (and this may come as a shock, so brace yourself), I’m kind of dorky and have never played a drinking game before in my life. Not even a dorky drinking game. Now that I am
25 27 old of a mature age, I feel like I have missed the window on drinking games.
That said, yesterday when I was at the grocery store, I was thinking about things I’ve never done before. The location (the grocery store, duh) is important to the inner monologue because I have never (until yesterday!) put a cart full of groceries on the check-out conveyor belt.
I know, scandalous! At my beloved grocery store back in Texas, the checkers take the food right out of your cart, no unloading necessary. (Why doesn’t everyone do it this way???) Since moving, Stephen and I do our grocery shopping together. He is really particular (read: obsessed) with how the groceries are placed on the cart, unloaded, and bagged. So I mostly just swipe the debit card and then stand there and watch. With him off at training and me needing a week’s worth of food, I had to unload my own groceries.
It got me thinking: what other totally normal stuff have I never done before? Here’s what I’ve come up with:
- Played a drinking game
Put a cart full of groceries of the conveyor belt by myself
- Smoked a dubbie (is that what the kids call it?)
- Smoked anything
- Changed the oil in my car myself
- Changed anything on my car myself
- Gone on Pinterest
- Sung a song in public (the world thanks me for this)
- Made a toast
- Gone to Seaworld
- Punched someone (but I’ve wanted to)
- Had surgery
- Gotten fired (I’m more of a quitter)
- Successfully French braided my own hair or anyone’s hair for that matter
- Bought a lottery ticket
- Played spin the bottle
- Laughed so hard that a beverage came out of my nose
There you have it. I feel like most of the things I’ve never done are things I’m pretty okay with never ever doing. (Smoking? I think I’ll “just say no.” Punching someone? I don’t want to end up in jail! Ge fired? There’s still time. Well, if I was employed.)
What’s something you’ve never done?*